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Repeat Text Offender

One who incessantly resends text messages to urge a person to reply. (Usually thinking that the recipient failed to receive the message, but likely just to be rude.)
Alex: "What happened last night with your phone, who was texting you?"
Kell: "It's Timmy, he won't leave me alone; he's a total Repeat Text Offender!"
by PB n' K April 14, 2009
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Repeat Offender

Someone you have had sex with on more than one occasion
antonym: one night stand
ex. "It's totally okay to booty call him, he's a repeat offender."
by nailakemi January 20, 2013
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Offended Wigger

A person who is not black but is also offended for black people. YES thats what i said. Those people are gay right?
Tad: Yeah Nigga.
UN BLACK BITCH: What did you just say? Are you kidding me that is not cool.
Sam: what an Offended Wigger.
by Wakaflockaflame..! December 4, 2010
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perma-offended

A person who is in a permanent state of being offended because of {political correctness.} No matter what others say or do, they will find a reason to pounce on them for use of a word they don't like. The other party finds they have to walk on eggshells around them.
The guy who used the word niggardly to describe someone who is miserly and he was asked to leave his job by pressure from the perma-offended.
by Astor G. January 2, 2008
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Feticide Offender

One of the evil-doers who murders our nation's children through fetal homicide.
After reform of the city's fetal homicide laws, a trio of ED-209's descend on Detroit's abortion clinics demanding that the feticide offenders surrender: "You are in violation of fetal homicide laws. Come out with your hands up. You have 20 seconds to comply." (followed by mechanical growl)
by jfraatz September 22, 2009
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Future Sex Offenders

Usually young, around 16 or younger.

Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.

Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.

Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"

girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"

girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"

Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
by googleitlosers February 6, 2009
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repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.
"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
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