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Ooer

This is the easiest and most simple way to turn any normal sentence into a Sexual Innuendo
Steph: "Do you want to come and help me make some cakes?"

Greg: "Ooer"

Steph: "(blush) Errrmmmm No I didnt mean it like That!!!"
by SamwellRamswell April 14, 2009
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Oober dyke

A Female who is extremely butch, or masculine.
One who attempts to portray male characteristics, but is obviously a female.
Check out that oober dyke in the plaid shirt.
by Kizz@ August 16, 2007
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Oofed

When you ask someone if they wanna hang and they leave you in open for 5 hours then say oh no if you had asked me 4 hours ago I would have been free
Me: hey Debra you wanna hang

*opened*

-5 hours later-

Debra: ah man I m busy now but I was free like 4 hours ago maybe next time
Me: I have been oofed
by Master_emily July 29, 2018
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offerpal

A pal or buddy that makes you an offer for something and it seems good, but they are actually just ripping you off.
My Offerpal just ripped me off!
by superbaddude October 1, 2009
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Initial Public Offering

(FINANCE) when a corporation "goes public"; the first sale of stock by a corporation. All sales of stock or bonds on the stock market require the services of an underwriter, or investment bank. Outside of the USA and China, it is common for regular banks to offer underwriting for corporations.

Incorporation is a legal status that allows (but by no means requires) a firm to issue stock. Moreover, once a corporation lists stock, it does not necessarily do so on a major exchange. Some corporations areclosely held, which means they have a small number of shareholders who are mostly affiliated with management; other corporations are "private," which means they have no stock issues at all, and control/shares of profits are determined contractually.

Some corporations have issues of stock, and that stock is traded, but it is not listed. Instead, it is traded on the "pink pages." Such companies are usually in a bad way, but not necessarily.

An IPO is the first issue of stock by a corporation THAT DOESN'T ALREADY have a listed stock. If a company is "taken private" (i.e., bought out by a PE fund and de-listed) then it can have another IPO (or "sponsored IPO"). Most likely, however, if a listed company will need to raise money on the stock market, it will have a "follow-on offering."
A fantasy of many entrepreneurs is "going public" with a big initial public offering, and retiring to a beachfront mansion.
by Abu Yahya September 2, 2010
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oober goober

thats an oober goober shirt your wearing today, sista.
by NOT carly August 11, 2008
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To Offer a Pinocchio

The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.
To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"

Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"

Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
by wolff333 June 3, 2009
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