October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

October 26

National get your hair stuck in a bun and have to cut it really short day

Rachel-wow your hair looks super short!
Milky-What did you expect? It’s October 26

by Animal_crackers October 27, 2019

October 26

The Osaka prince, Nakamoto Yuta's birthday. On this day everyone must go watch his cover of the song "White" and wish him the best birthday.

"Its October 26th, that means I better go watch White"

by Upthedubs October 18, 2020

October 26

On October 26 there are 60 days left till Christmas

Tom: what’s today

Bill: October 26 which means 60 days left till Christmas

Tom: hell yah

by October 26. October 26, 2019

october 26

national dumb bitch awareness day.

friend 1: what day is it?
friend 2: october 26!
friend 1: omg national dumb bitch awareness day

by b0b r0ss October 26, 2019

October 26

National shoot your shot day

It’s October 26 so i’m gonna ask my crush out!

by uRmOm3000 October 26, 2019

October 26

A beautiful young man, who will get the girls in a snap!

Look how many girls she has! Probably is born on October 26

by Lilliane2468 October 29, 2019