A health care professional who has been educated and trained to care for the sick, in hospitals, or other health facilities.
Nurses are assigned to patients in hospitals and look after their physical health (disease prevention and treatment) as well as their emotional and mental health.
Registered nurse (RN): Attended university for three years
(not be comfused with enrolled nurse or assistant in nursing)
Nurses are assigned to patients in hospitals and look after their physical health (disease prevention and treatment) as well as their emotional and mental health.
Registered nurse (RN): Attended university for three years
(not be comfused with enrolled nurse or assistant in nursing)
The registered nurse studied at university for three years
The nurse administered the injection to the patient
The nurse administered the injection to the patient
by ecf October 7, 2005
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The person that just got paid 30 dollars to save your life,
The person that put those bruises on your chest 5 minutes before you opened your eyes, took your first breath and complained about the bruise on your chest.
The person that stuck your vein with that terrible stuff that burns when you were blue and not breathing.
The person that went 15 hours with no food, rest or toileting to fluff your pillows.
The person that is there to save your ass, not kiss it.
The most unappreciated professional
The person that just got paid 30 dollars to save your life,
The person that put those bruises on your chest 5 minutes before you opened your eyes, took your first breath and complained about the bruise on your chest.
The person that stuck your vein with that terrible stuff that burns when you were blue and not breathing.
The person that went 15 hours with no food, rest or toileting to fluff your pillows.
The person that is there to save your ass, not kiss it.
The most unappreciated professional
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Matt: 'What do you think of Rachael?'
Jim: 'She's a nurse, I'd give my right nut for her in that uniform.'
Jim: 'She's a nurse, I'd give my right nut for her in that uniform.'
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by jesster93 December 10, 2009
Get the Nurse mug.(noun) A symptom usually consisting of goosebumps, violent gastrointestinal stomach pains, and finally followed by the inevitable tsunami of vomit, caused by a graphic visualization or other sensory perception of disgusting matters.
Example 1:
Roman: Hey, if I'm spending the night at your dorm, Frank's gonna have to take his sex-blanket with him; that thing is disgusting.
McDaniels: laughs Man, I know.
Roman: I'm like, what, and/or how much seminal and vaginal discharge fluid could he possibly have on that thing...
McDaniels: laughs Ew, not to mention his underboob sweat...
Roman: shivers Dude, shut the fuck up please, you're giving me nausearrhea...oh god...
Example 2:
Momo: Hey, can I use your other bathroom. I just saw your mom taking a dump and she gave me nausearrhea.
Example 3:
Frank: What the hell is that smell?
Culi: Girl, don't look at me...ugh, whatever it is, it's giving me hella nausearrhea.
Example 4:
McDaniels: Hey man, are you okay?
Candy Macaroni: I don't know bro: I just saw and heard an orangutan giving birth...fuck, and it's giving me nausearrhea.
McDaniels: Why were you at the zoo? Who would let you near animals!! And why does everyone keep getting nausearrhea!?
Roman: Hey, if I'm spending the night at your dorm, Frank's gonna have to take his sex-blanket with him; that thing is disgusting.
McDaniels: laughs Man, I know.
Roman: I'm like, what, and/or how much seminal and vaginal discharge fluid could he possibly have on that thing...
McDaniels: laughs Ew, not to mention his underboob sweat...
Roman: shivers Dude, shut the fuck up please, you're giving me nausearrhea...oh god...
Example 2:
Momo: Hey, can I use your other bathroom. I just saw your mom taking a dump and she gave me nausearrhea.
Example 3:
Frank: What the hell is that smell?
Culi: Girl, don't look at me...ugh, whatever it is, it's giving me hella nausearrhea.
Example 4:
McDaniels: Hey man, are you okay?
Candy Macaroni: I don't know bro: I just saw and heard an orangutan giving birth...fuck, and it's giving me nausearrhea.
McDaniels: Why were you at the zoo? Who would let you near animals!! And why does everyone keep getting nausearrhea!?
by Acesnofafar September 19, 2011
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