nucleur

a misspelling of nuclear by some people claiming to know how to spell nuclear

Nucleur: N-U-C-L-E-U-R

by j.kj April 15, 2011

Nuclear Assplosion

When you shit so hard it explodes out, can be shown by many small particles of shit ALL over the toilet bowl

Bob: Jim look at that toilet. Someone mustve had a nuclear assplosion in here!
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK

by dboyfromdahood April 16, 2012

Nuclear Bomb

The power of God harnessed by the devil.

The world could die in 30 minutes thanks to the nuclear bomb.

by Cakeface January 9, 2008

nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others

I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling

by Bumfluff June 25, 2014

nuclear cunt punt

When the girl is cumming and you shove a burning candle in her cunt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot.

Last night my wanted to try something new... so I gave her my nuclear cunt punt!

by victoria i have a atomic camel September 19, 2016

Niclas

A Niclas is the most carring person you could ask for. He's not just absolutly hot and cute in generell he also stands yor what he thinks and he loves his friends. If you are lucky enough, you can date a Niclas.

#hot #boyfriend #Niclas #Sexy #Af #perfect

by uejfjfjkfbf December 30, 2016

Nuclear shitstorm

When shit flys all over the walls and you then scream fuck me sideways and slap your thigh

Holy fuck did Sean philips just cream his pants oh fuck it's everywhere it's a nuclear shitstorm

by da_man1154 April 26, 2017