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Parental Notification

That moment when all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned temporary shallow interest of The Rents.

They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).

They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
Q: Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

Q: What did you post?

A: A picture of my sandwich.

Q: Can I see?

A: Sure

Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge November 16, 2023
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You are my best notification

It means when you talk to me Facebook, Twitter or Was-sup my heart would reply and I hardly reply!
by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019
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turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.
if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)
by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022
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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
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nutification

Verb; The process in which you transform an object into nuts/jugular. bizzut 🤯
1: Jake went through nutification which turned his beach balls into his now balls/testicular. 😱😱😱
by Meat_Masher69 July 21, 2024
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noteification

(1)When something becomes so washed it's hard to remember how they were when they weren't washed
(2) When someone leaves to another vc
(3) When someone becomes so irritably annoying it's hard to talk to them anymore
Jamal now has the noteification
by brysonj June 23, 2025
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Netification

Netification is the phenomenon of internet slang and acronyms entering the real world vernacular.

Example of the phenomenon:
FML how am I supposed to memorize all these equations for the test on Tuesday!

Netification,

Netify
Netified.
The Netification of LOL is driving me insane!! you're not supposed to say it out loud
by kamuki July 18, 2025
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