Not Not Cheating

When a female (usually) breaks up with her boyfriend, while already having another guy picked out. Her excuse for breaking up always blames the guy for the termination of the relationship. She does this to technically avoid cheating. We guys see through this ruse AKA 'double negation'.

Sarah: "I don't feel you love me anymore.
Guy: "Why would you say that? Of course I love you."
Sarah: "We should see other people."
Guy: "Are you cheating on me?"
Sarah: "No. I'm not not cheating."

And so she sees someone else...ten minutes later.

by Henry le Rennet March 28, 2011

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Happy Happy-Not Not Disease

A synonym for bipolar disorder;

A mental health condition defined by periods of extreme, often inappropriate, and sometimes unpredictable mood states.

1. I think Sally suffers from Happy Happy-Not Not Disease--10 minutes ago she was threatening to kill herself, but now she's laughing and having fun.

2. You will contract Happy Happy-Not Not Disease and die.

by malchik_gei March 27, 2007

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Not Now

The worst thing to say when a HOT girl is in your bed kissing your neck and trying to get in your pants.

girl: You always say no when i want it!

guy: I don't ever say no. Just "not now"...

by 47505660abc July 13, 2009

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Can't Not

a double negative that means you can.

I can't not breath here

by thatguythatyoudon'tknow July 3, 2011

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Not Normal

A Word To Describe The Prices Of iPhones When They Are First Launched.

For Example, The First iPhone Ever Created Was Sold In The U.S.A For US$500 (And That Was For An 8GB Model.)

But The First Android Phone Sold In The U.S (The T-Mobile G1) Was Only $179.

Person 1: Do You Want To Buy A New iPhone 6???
Person 2: How Much Is It?
Person 1: $649!
Person 2: That Is Not Normal For A Phone Manufacturer To Do That! *Walks To The T-Mobile Store And Buys A HTC One M8 Smartphone For $492

by Eevee35 September 20, 2014

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