Halalize

Check to see if a good is suitable for Muslims

Waleed: let me halalize the meat on this pizza

by Couchicle January 25, 2019

Halal

The way you feel after a long night out with the pals.

How was last night?
It was great, but I’m literally halal right now.

by Ghostlywisdom1 January 7, 2024

Halaler

A person or object that is more halaler than another

person “I am halal” , person 2 “I am halaler”

by Aeeman February 10, 2020

Halal Day

Stay halal for 1 day on 11th November, You cant do any haram thing for entire day

Stay halal brother, Halal Day is the best

by MFTMG November 8, 2021

Halal

keeping things lowkey basically

girl: says some cute ahh shit
guy: no we keep things halal out here

by uveveveweueueue August 30, 2022

Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time

Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)

by Huhwhadhabben September 19, 2020

Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024