nincomphile

A complete ass. Complete unaware of context, relevance, or factual information. Speaking complete gibberish and trying to make it sound intelligent. A MORON!

DOAT will you shut the hell up with that stupid fucking bullshit you GOD DAMN NINCOMPHILE

by DOATfiend September 13, 2009

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Nondom

When you cockblock yourself by not having a condom.

Friend 1: "Why didn't you take that broad down last night?"
Friend 2: "I was Nondom"

by emcal1 May 16, 2012

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Portmanteau of nincompoop and pimp. Named for James O'Keefe, the fake ACORN pimp (and world class nincompoop) who attempted to seduce a female CNN correspondent by luring her to a boat stocked with condoms, dildos, lube, porno magazines, Alicia Keys music, and hidden video cameras.

What's next for nincompimp James O'Keefe after his clumsy, failed attempt to punk Abbie Boudreau?

by pdferguson October 2, 2010

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nonconformist

A person who refuses to be a "conformist sheep", but usually just ends up conforming to a different standard than most people. In the 1950s, the "nonconformists" were the beakniks, in the 1960s there were hippies, in the 1970s freakers came along, in the 1980s punks and goths emerged as the new standard of nonconformity, etc.

STAN: "How do I become a nonconformist?"

GOTH KID: "You have to dress the same way we do, and listen to the same kind of music we like."

by Deej July 24, 2004

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nonconformist

An oxymoron since people who try to be nonconformists tend to conform to a "guideline" of nonconformity. As you can see, this makes no sense whatsoever.

That nonconformist bought some trendy studded pants from Hot Topic and a bunch of buttons which he pinned to his bookbag, thus causing him to look and dress just like a hundred-thousand other nonconformists.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

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