A fucking grease line who likes cock and balls, including the torture, he writes fan fiction about his teachers with friends and loves mr krabs, he has some long ass fingers and probably claps his own cheeks every night, his hairline is like a mirror it’s so shiny and he likes saying agagagag
by Yes is made of yes January 15, 2020
Get the Nolanmug. Nolan
Nolan is a attention sucking,gay,and above all an idiot
Nolan always tries to get attention and if he doesn't he becomes annoying as heck!
Nolan tries to roast people but he utterly fails plus he also thinks he's handsome (unlike yours truly) and makes fun of people for no reason at all (what an A-hole) and above all when you try to punch him you can't really hurt him there because all of his belly fat (there is a shit ton of it) absorbs it so you can't hit his organs (plus he thinks that you lose your virginity when you have a date to a dance) and lastly he took 2 weeks off of school because his throat hurt a little.
Nolan is a attention sucking,gay,and above all an idiot
Nolan always tries to get attention and if he doesn't he becomes annoying as heck!
Nolan tries to roast people but he utterly fails plus he also thinks he's handsome (unlike yours truly) and makes fun of people for no reason at all (what an A-hole) and above all when you try to punch him you can't really hurt him there because all of his belly fat (there is a shit ton of it) absorbs it so you can't hit his organs (plus he thinks that you lose your virginity when you have a date to a dance) and lastly he took 2 weeks off of school because his throat hurt a little.
Girl:here comes nolan! ewww!
Nolan:hey girl you want to watch The Office and Johnny English?
Girl:no those are really dumb plus you're gross!
Nolan:but they're good!
Girl:no means no wierdo!
Nolan:hey girl you want to watch The Office and Johnny English?
Girl:no those are really dumb plus you're gross!
Nolan:but they're good!
Girl:no means no wierdo!
by i love maffins March 26, 2019
Get the Nolanmug. Wow, he is so Nolan
by Nolanlovessucking February 12, 2017
Get the Nolanmug. by Wassupboiii May 18, 2018
Get the Nolanmug. by qwertyhelloasdfgh September 4, 2019
Get the Nolanmug. The motherfucker who's in a class with everyone. A Nolan is typically a cocky individual, being in Physical Education (P.E.) with a Nolan is extremely difficult.
Although a Nolan is typically quite attractive, this will not take away from his terrible personality. A Nolan is usually a Football playing or soccer playing son of a bitch.
Although a Nolan is typically quite attractive, this will not take away from his terrible personality. A Nolan is usually a Football playing or soccer playing son of a bitch.
by a_rndm_grl_amngst_ppl October 7, 2016
Get the Nolanmug. by Jackalman December 9, 2007
Get the Nolanmug.