Lag

Where images on a screen/monitor appear jittery due to a low frame rate. This Often happens in online gaming when people dont have a good internet connection

OMG i was muckin about online on mw2 the other day and it was actually lagging like a bitch

by Mr McSpewan April 22, 2010

lagging

to cut yourself because you dont know how else to express the hatred for your life.

I caught Miriam lagging in her room the other night.

by sosmartdvidsojvsidomvammmd May 15, 2011

Lag

Somthing a computer nerd says when his Computer is running slowly

Nard:OMG ma comp is teh haveing a big LAG!

Kevin: get a life!

by KevinShlaaa August 1, 2008

lags

another abbreviation for instant messaging, such as "LOL" standing for "laughing out loud." LAGS stands for laughs and giggles.

Chris: yo mudda is so fatt, when she jump of joy, she gets stuck!
Danny: hahahahaha!! LAGS!!

by Khanh Nguyen April 14, 2008

Lagging

The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland

James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(

by Streaker30 November 9, 2009

Lag

English word used to mean piss in certain contexts. See example.

Right Usage - "Jimmy threw a pint of lag at Richard last night, he found it on a wall. Funny shit!"

Wrong Usage - "I'm just going for a lag"

by JulesWinnfield June 10, 2007

Lag

Lag is a suffix and an acronym; It stands for Like A Guy, stemmed from the phrase "He's such a fuckin guy", and therefore it's root is in fact the phrase, 'Like a fuckin guy", or LAFG. It can be used to modify, intensify, or emphasize the meaning of a word by attaching it to the end, or it can simply be used alone, as an exclamation of emotion or passion.

Guy1: "Bro, do you think Mike the Situation gets active??"

Guy2: "LAG bro, LAG."

Guy1: "You tryna get some burgerslag?"
Guy2: "Lag Bro, fuck yeah."

by fugginguy September 3, 2011