jenni proof

the process of preparing for a disastrous mess in your home, workplace, or vehicle caused by the clumsiness of a blonde female.

Nic wrapped the couch in saran wrap and covered the floor with wax paper to jenni proof for movie night.

Because Jenny McCarthy frequently spilled her beverage, Singled Out producers had to jenni proof the show's cameras. The cameramen wore raincoats as their means of jenni proofing.

by JTPisAwesome December 17, 2011

nigger proof

A term used to describe the strongly secure state of a given place or item that even black people would have problems penetrating.

Nobody will be able to break into my new house with this high end security system. My house is nigger proof!

by D101 May 30, 2006

boyfriend-proof

v.: to hide things that one may not want a boyfriend to see, such as; letters from ex-boyfriends, pictures of you with old boyfriends, trinkets gathered from dates with ex-boyfriends, that picture of you before you felt confident with your body, anything that has to do with an ex-boyfriend or a male friend.

Vicky: Hey do you still have that picture of you, Jimmy, my date and I from when we went on that group date?
Heather: Oh yeah, its in a 7th shoe box from the right in my closet, I just boyfriend-proofed my room because Sam is coming over tonight.

by ijustwanttosubmitaword May 20, 2010

No pic no proof

Usually said after someone makes a statement about something and you're looking for proof.

15:39:34 <%iRyan> "big tits" hahaa
15:39:46 <@Kevin|Zelda> i got em
15:39:57 <%iRyan> NO PIC NO PROOF

by Andrew Is Cool March 25, 2009

party proof

To clean your (or friends) house of valubles before a large party.

me john and kelli party proofed my house but someone stool my blender.

by maclinton February 19, 2006

idiot proof

An item that is so insanely easy that even people who's IQ's are surpassed by those of rocks can still understand how to use it.
If something is idiot proof; to make it it impossible to mess up or misuse.

Dude, did you hear they made an idiot proof knife?
Yeah, but it turns somebody made a better idiot, so there were a few injuries. . .

by Slatte December 8, 2006

80 proof

40 percent alcohol in liquor

cognac, most regular vodka, tequila, whisky, brandy and rum are 80 proof

by joshua001 March 12, 2007