Doing a Nigel

Being part of a brew making rota and then making yourself one but nobody else for your own convenience. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office.

Jade: "Have you just made yourself a brew and nobody else"
Stephen: "Yes"
Jade: "I'm sick of you doing a Nigel"

by steste12345 September 30, 2009

Niels

Extremely handsome dude. Funny, energetic, athletic

This Niels kid is incredible. Man, I love him

by N14HN January 20, 2019

Nigel routine

Doing exactly the same thing at exactly the same time everyday, such as watching last nights documentary/newsnight on BBC iplayer on lunch hours. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office (every day).

Dawn: "I'm bored of doing the same thing every day and being so predictable"
Neil: "You're stuck in a Nigel routine!"

Stephen: "I go out too much and spend too much money on dinner times!"
Neil: "Why don't you try a Nigel routine?"

by steste12345 April 26, 2010

nikela

A good women that loves what they do, Nikela loves to sing, And have fun. A nice friend to everyone that she knows and can be a Savage

John: Hey I wish I was like Nikela
Sam: Yea me to I heard she nice

by Fvmous_Maddi April 12, 2017

angry nigel

an angry black person

fucking hell speedy was an angry nigel today

by potchyy January 30, 2008

NIGEL

A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person.
A NIGEL AFFECT (once again, written in capitals) is the name for a particular person who is unbelievably fantastic AND can win against anyone at anything.

"Whoa! You're just like a NIGEL!"
"I think you have a NIGEL AFFECT!"

by Vincent21 August 2, 2008

Nigel Farage

Massive twat, leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP).

He is such a Nigel Farage.

by TorinCB May 10, 2014