neptified

The state of being frozen in shock, fear, or confusion, usually by a sudden realization or confession; confused and mystified;

"Hey Jess, I have secretly been switching all of your socks with slightly longer ones ever time you leave your house."

"But, why....this is a truly neptifying confession."

"Yes, you should feel very neptified right now."

by Theoretical Archives May 19, 2023

nuke neptune

1. An underground porn-star credited with having the best "technique".

2. A name you tell someone if you don't want them knowing your real name.

3. The physical act of launching nuclear weapons at the planet, Neptune.

1. "Nuke Neptune fucked me so good I came 10 times in the first minute."

2. "I'm Nuke Neptune, bitch!"

3. "Y'all watch this! We goin Nuke Neptune! Yeeeehaw!"

by willyfisterbut45 April 19, 2010

brayden neptune

Brayden Neptune is a sweet boy who loves football and is a big gamer and he will do anything to win his game. He will do anything for his family and friends and he has some downsides but is a good person.

Brayden neptune

by k;nfdalj September 25, 2020

On king neptune

real nigga shit

-homo flow is better than shotta flow

-on king neptune

by i hate niggas October 5, 2020

neptime

best friend in britland <3

lub you neptime o_o hot ;}~

by saen November 8, 2004

Neptune Township

A place where you get the best drugs possible, Get mugged 3 times a day, and have the worst schools ever

Kid: Hey are you from Neptune Township
Gangster: Hell yeah

Kid: Pass the weed.....

by NJTOWNS December 20, 2015

neptune

cute, soft, sweet. An amazing friends who needs a lot of love and must never be left alone. Deserves all the hugs in the world and if anyone ever leaves her and makes her sad, they will definitely pay

Omg, I love neptune, she's so adorable and deserves a lot of love.

by Yoonglrs January 22, 2019