Necrophiladelphia

The art of having sex with a dead person using cream cheese as lubrication

Working in a morgue, I see a lot of fit, dried up girls, so it calls for some necrophiladelphia

Necrophiladelphia by Coldfire666 May 25, 2011

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Nickrophiliacostrogenorologysticilipsychosiosis

The word for a man who is known as a smart-ass, a dick, a penile-pod, and other incredible things. He is young and probably not very intelligent but he knows more than you think.

A Nickrophile is a mix of Nick + Necrophilia.

Person 1: I was talking to a friend the other day and I asked him how he was and he said "how am I what?" and it continued on for 10 minutes
Person 2: Wow, that guy is such a Nickrophiliacostrogenorologysticilipsychosiosis

Nickrophiliacostrogenorologysticilipsychosiosis by Nickrophilia December 18, 2018

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necrofiliac

The misspelling of necrophiliac, one who is attracted to corpses.

Yeah, "necrofiliac" is with a PH, you tards.

necrofiliac by Me the Magnificent September 1, 2008

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necrophilic

A necrophillic is an intelligent person who uses the free enviornmental method of 'recycling'.

They make use of dead and deceased carcus' to sexually arouse themselves.

There are Pros and Cons of being a necrophillic

Pros:
- Recycle dead bodies
- Work with a proven effective method of safe sex (The other person isn't even alive!)
- Get turned on and have sex for FREE
- About 300 years worth of people to choose from
- Save countless amount of women who are still alive and do not want to have sex
- A chance to make people who died virgins have the time of their life!
- You get a free 'Hello my name is <XXX> and I am a Necrophillic' badge when you join the National Necrophilic Nice-guys associaton
- Cannot contract ANY sexually transmitted diseases!
- If you are a quiet person, this is the job/hobby for you!
- Virtually all dead bodies swallow, spew (if you make them), take anal, and do anything you want them to!

Cons:
- Might get haunted by dead people (see Silent Hill)
- Not a good alternative if you want to start a family and have a baby
- Might have some trouble putting body parts back together
- Might find 'dud' bodies that turn to dust when you touch them
- Cannot have sex with a dead body and take it on a date to restaurants. Well, you can, but there is no guarentee your partner will pay the food bill.
- Cannot guarentee that if you are a heterosexual that you will be able to determine the sex of your dead body
- Hard to find a job and get a decent pay because the taxes are high. For example Grave Digging tax, Grave opening Tax, Grave lifting and maintenance Tax

"Ooohh, oohh Jonathon Draldrow (1792-1843), do you like it when I poke your pelvis with my hard genital. Do you like it when I slap my genital all over your empty eye sockets? You love that, don't `cha. That's right Jonathon, I'm a professional necrophilic"

necrophilic by Sam Abdow September 20, 2005