Necrophiladelphia

The art of having sex with a dead person using cream cheese as lubrication

Working in a morgue, I see a lot of fit, dried up girls, so it calls for some necrophiladelphia

by Coldfire666 May 25, 2011

necrophillidelphia

A person that has sex without dead (out-of-date) Phillidelphia cheese.

I had necrophillidelphia with the dead bit of cheese i found at the back of the fridge.

by Winketta December 29, 2006