Captain Navad

Leader of the Private Squad. A man who will lead the world through the golden age.

Private Pascal: Bro I just got promoted to Captain Navad's 3nd in command.

Ryan: NO!!!! I'm the worst on the squad now.

by DnEiCgOgYa August 26, 2022

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one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.

I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.

by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016

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Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy

A school that physically and literally has no structure and once to multiple times a year. They will change the rules for no apparent reason bc they realize they're not doing any of it right. It costs hell of money to go and the only reason you would go is to weakly experience a Navy and army kind of mixed in. When you get there in the morning your phones taken and the teachers trip balls for no fucking reason then you have to run laps around the school to reenforce that adults can do whatever the fuck they want.

Employer: I like you so far alot, are you graduated.
LHJNA student: no sir/ma'am I'm currently a student at Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy because my parents wanted me to get a better structure.
Employer: aaahhh, alright thank you for your time we'll contact you.
*Never contacts you again because the schools an embarrassment*

by Mattfromwiisports March 11, 2019

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Dr. Mario Nakazawa

The person to whom Dr. Mario is dedicated.

Why is the game called Dr. Mario? It's named after Dr. Mario Nakazawa.

by jesuschrist3248383 April 26, 2022

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navaroli

Has an EXTREMELY large penis. Someone who has a ginourmous cock and is revered as a great love maker. A navaroli loves to have sex especially with young, sexy women with awesome bodies with exeptionally large tits and a smokin hot face. A navaroli prefers married women and women who have boyfriends because it gives him a sense of adventure. It is a scientific fact that navarolis cause women to have AMAZING orgasms and can make any woman fall madly, sexually in love with him just by looking at him.

Girl 1: That guy is such a navaroli.
Girl 2: I know, I wish I could have hot, sweaty, orgasmic intercourse with him.
Girl 1: Me too, I also wouldn't mind giving him and his huge dick a blowjob.
Girl 2: You said it!

by Donut Piss December 27, 2011

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