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black napkin

Describes something that is probably above average, but is trying a bit too hard to be more than it really is.

Generally used to describe restaurants. The phrase originates from the practice, frequently deployed by establishments that fall into this category, of replacing a white table napkin with a black one for customers with darker clothing.
The food was actually quite good, but the restaurant was a bit black napkin.
by Telebev November 4, 2009
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napkin

a magical device made out of cloth or paper that can wipe away messes on furniture, your skin, and virtually anything! but, alas, no one uses this amazing creation anymore.
napkin napkin
by zibem9224 May 8, 2013
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moustache napkins

Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.
Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.
by dr. mark sugarman July 30, 2009
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Napkin Nazi

A particularly large, overly religious, woman, with bird like features (I.E. a nose like a beak and an irritating squawk of a voice). She makes it her personal duty to guard all of the napkins in the high school lunch room like a prison camp. If you take more than one she WILL bite off you hand.

If given a bill higher than a 5 to pay for lunch she will reject it saying you're far too rich and that she is not, in fact, "a bank".

The Napkin Nazi will not hesitate to yelling profanity at students and/or staff, including, but not limited to: The Dean of Students, Teachers, and ESL kids.

If confronted by the napkin nazi, play dead. Like a bear she will leave you alone if she believes you to be deceased.
1.
Kid takes a napkin.
Napkin Nazi: "You only need one! Only take one!"

2.
Kid: Here you go.
Napkin Nazi: A ten, what am I a bank? You kids are too rich!"

3.
Napkin Nazi under her breathe: F**k you.
Kid: Dude she just cursed off the Dean!
Dean: She did what?!
by A loving fan... May 17, 2006
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The Hot Napkin

This is where you put any fecal matter on a napkin and shove it into a womans vagina and have intercourse with her armpits
Darrel: Hey Cherol, how about we try the hot napkin again tonight?

Cherol: No my armpits are really dry from your semen
by A-RON06 September 10, 2010
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Napkin

The act of pulling one's scrotum skin taut and placing it firmly across another person's mouth, forming a seal.
She was just asking for a napkin, so I lovingly applied my scrote to her mouth.
by wizzle9885658 December 2, 2011
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Flood Napkin

An unnecessarily large coat that could seemingly absorb a flood.
1. Wtf? One day this guy's playing dress up and the next he's wearing a fucking flood napkin.

2. The city of New Orleans should have listened to its mother and put on its flood napkin before Hurricane Katrina. Maybe if it did it wouldn't have caught millions of dollars worth of property damage and a bad case of poor black people stealing stuff.
by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 22, 2010
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