Bow Wow Mutton

A Victorian slang term used to describe meat that tastes so bad that it could theoretically be from a dog, although it was usually meant in humour/sarcasm rather than a literal sense.

“Did you get any meat from the market?”
“Nah, the best they had was bow wow mutton.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

mumorpuger

Yahtzee Speak for MMORPG

This is a mumorpuger

by DiggUser January 23, 2008

mutton chops

large sideburns, almost connecting at the chin, aka "lamb chops", or "muttons"

Damn! John Quincy Adams had some gnarly mutton chops!

by paulieD February 28, 2008

mutton cunt

When a girl's vagina tastes a little funny. Sometimes the "mutton-esque" flavour comes on as the result of middle age.

When you eat out the snatch of an 18-year old girl, it tastes quite a bit like lamb chops.

But when you eat out some dirty old cougar, it tastes kinda wonky. A mutton cunt!

BAAAAAAA!

by Pollup January 14, 2008

Lady Muttons

Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.

Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

mutton butt

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.

Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!

by x BILKO x September 6, 2016

Laced Mutton

An old Victorian term for a prostitute.

That expensive laced mutton gave me chlamydia.

by Plumm July 26, 2012