Mustard Monkey 

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)

Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

Mustard Monkey by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022

Mustard plug 

A small amount of solid poop holding back diarrhea like the small amount of hard mustard in the top of a mustard container.

I sat down on the toilet and the mustard plug pooped out then was followed by explosive diarrhea.

Mustard plug by RyzeX November 9, 2013

Mustard Ass 

Someone whose ass emits an odor strong enough to create casualties reminiscent of WWI's Mustard Gas.

Mike 'Mustard Ass' Dukes, has a weapon of extraordinary proportions in his arsenal.

Mustard Ass by Krazy Kraka February 24, 2004

mustard slot

The xtra wide gaping pussy of a slutty whore

That cunt had the biggest mustard slot I ever saw!

mustard slot by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

mustard shart 

The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.

This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.

"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"

mustard shart by chipoperson February 12, 2010

mustard slick

When a individual smokes to much crack and has mustard like yellow shit seeping out of there asshole.

That bitch is a straight mustard slick

mustard slick by Jlo 2334 July 1, 2015

Mustard Packed 

Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.

Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.

Mustard Packed by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018