tuft of pubic hair above the vaginal entrance; refers to landscaped pubic hair and therefore not applicable to the "natural look" or totally shaved female crotches
When I dropped to my knees to perform cunnilingus on my female partner, I was overjoyed by her nice cunt mustache which highlighted her vagina.
by Myrkal Phitz April 13, 2009
When one gives a blow job, and the recipient cums on the "giver's" face, just below the nose.
This is also often related to gay sex, as mustaches are usually inherited by males, rather than females
This is also often related to gay sex, as mustaches are usually inherited by males, rather than females
by BloodyTurds February 16, 2009
When a man takes a steaming dump, and smears it on his woman's upper lip (like a mustache). The man then smashes his pubes into her face, leaving loose hair in the fresh fecal matter.
by Hunnicut1986 July 26, 2011
A renowned gang of utter literate genius' who ruled the interweb with their witty banter and awfully good spelling!
Dude 1: hai have u hurrrd of the mustache gang?
Dude 2: naw blud whos they thn?!
Dude 1: awww man they were the most epically clever amazing awesome people online ever in the whole wide WURLD.
Dude 2: Word.
Dude 2: naw blud whos they thn?!
Dude 1: awww man they were the most epically clever amazing awesome people online ever in the whole wide WURLD.
Dude 2: Word.
by Streetamus Crimius January 14, 2010
I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!
by Rumplenutz September 02, 2018
When a you can only grow enough hair above your upper lip for it to be noticeable but not enough to be called a legit mustache. Basically, it's a cross between nothing and a real mustache (a.k.a. peach fuzz)
by lithalweapon October 27, 2011
When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache
It was so cold up at the lake that Sven unknowingly wore his Minnesota Mustache for two days in a row.
by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014