Mump

Mump: a small round lump which replaces the penis or vagina.It usaully has a single hair that is surronded by a small purple circle, similar to a nipple.

I waled into Timmy's room and he hd his pants down. I saw his mump and screamed. It was the worst thing I had ever seen.

by Jeff Camacho February 18, 2007

Amazing Mumford

Tucking both your dick and balls back between your legs bending over and spreading your ass cheeks exposing your anus and your backwards pointing genitalia , then taking a picture with your cell phone camera and sending the picture to everyone in your contacts list.

Did you see Mitchell's amazing mumford last night? It was so good I think I might make it my myspace pic.

by JCNG May 21, 2007

Mumford

The act of defecating in one's pants while wearing thong-type underwear.

Our romantic evening was ruined when my girlfriend mumforded on the way home.

by Mumford314 October 2, 2013

Mumford and Sons

When you pass out and take a dump in your pants (or shorts) and you wake up and you have a moderate to large sized turd accompanied by multiple smaller pebble to dingleberry sized crewmembers. Much like the band and music that share the same name.

3 days of Yeager and Oxycodone led me to my own personal concert with Mumford and Sons headlining in my pants.

by SteelofCrom September 10, 2014

Mumph

1. Dope
2. Wasted
3. Friend

Yo, you see that kid? He was all mumphed up

by cheebychunk April 23, 2006

mumpkin

A mixture between a "muppet" and a "pumpkin". Used:
1. as a term of endearment
2. a lighthearted insult.

1. Ohhh you cheeky lil mumpkin
2. Haha keep it shut you, ya mumpkin!

by Jeff24 January 9, 2005

mumfriend

The acting of having a girlfriend who is clearly your mother in disguise. But it's a poor disguise because everyone can we the resemblance

Damn that boy has quite the mumfriend

by Amy Lase April 2, 2015