Mulch

Laying around all day after drinking hard on a friday/saturday night

Dude that darty/narty got me so fucked I had to mulch all day on sunday.

by Cmckee23 April 26, 2024

Mulching

When you are having anal sex and your partner gets diarrhea. You don't stop and it starts to make mulch mulch mulch sound.

We were getting it in and then things got real kinky when she started mulching.

by Jbereal January 26, 2022

mulch dog

dumb stupid little dumb stupid dumb dumb dog
It’s a smiling dog that knows too much

Popular dog in mulchmaxxing videos

it’s hell spawn pretending to be a toy poodle

look at the mulch dog, he thinks this is a game

by #1 Mulchdog supremacist/hater April 18, 2024

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

mulch-muncher

One who willingly engages in aniligus/cunnilingus (i.e. eatin' da ass)

John: "Bro, I heard she's all about those rim jobs."

Jack: "Yeah she's a real mulch-muncher."

by FookinBagel September 4, 2016

Mulch Nigga

A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.

Don't text me about your masturbating, you mulch nigga.

by Egg Nigga July 13, 2017

Bob Mulch

A legend in Phantom Forces. The legend goes... In an ordinary Phantom Forces lobby... a man named Bob_Mulch was on the Ghosts team, hes lived his life until this moment going aimlessly until something snapped... He carried the ghosts to victory! Everyone chanted MVP MULCH! They adore him, appreciate him, and are inspired by HIS NAME! All of that praise... and he is humble.. only saying.. "So many fans for being mid at this game"... THE LEGEND!!

"I would never do anything bad, Im humble and I'm everyones favorite! Im like Bob Mulch! Even though ill never be as good as him, I can try!

by ZombieGotBetrayed0 January 14, 2024