charles mulch

smelly fertilizer that you pour over dead bodys to bury them.

hey mom i put some charles mulch on the people next door already!

by ishmale January 26, 2007

MULCH DAY

I HEREBY DECLARE THE ON THE 7TH DAY OF DECEMBER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE MULCH IS HERE

'THE MULCH IS HERE! IT MUST INDEED BE MULCH DAY!'

by ScrallySam December 07, 2022

Mulch Nigga

A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.

Don't text me about your masturbating, you mulch nigga.

by Egg Nigga June 19, 2017

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

necrophiliac mulch

When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.

Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.

by Chosen one Gregory December 14, 2023

mulch dog

dumb stupid little dumb stupid dumb dumb dog
It’s a smiling dog that knows too much

Popular dog in mulchmaxxing videos

it’s hell spawn pretending to be a toy poodle

look at the mulch dog, he thinks this is a game

by #1 Mulchdog supremacist/hater April 19, 2024

mulch gang

a lifestyle of people who eat or consume mulch, red-40, and microplastics

"I love mulch so much, mulch gang for life!"

by mulchgang4life December 31, 2023