Muffle

Someone so absolutely cunty that they defy the need to use an offensive sounding word.

The person who broke into my house is a total muffle.

by Jingo Jango January 2, 2023

Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.

Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.

by darrenpowell187 September 27, 2015

twat muffle

A British slang term for a tampon.

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.

by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021

Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

by The Choco September 23, 2011

Muffle

When you are in a public restroom and feel the need to rip a fart and know that everyone will be listening so you grab a wad of toilet paper and hold against your anus to muffle the sound.

Muffle/Muffled- As I sat in the public restroom I heard the deep breathing of the person in the next stall. I knew a big fart was coming and had to do something quick. I grabbed a wad of toilet paper right before I blew and muffled the noise by the cheaply made paper my finger goes through.

by BrittM June 24, 2025

Tontine muffle

When a girl is being to loud so you smother her head with a pillow

“Man, I was rooting this chick the other night when her olds were in the next room, and she was so loud I had to give her the tontine muffle to finish.

by waf1501987 June 20, 2025