moderation

The trait of lessening love at first sight in severity and intensity, so as not to disrupt the day to day life of another. Also, see sexy.

Pantyless cowgirls will not flee if taken in moderation!

by Ms K January 8, 2009

mastervation

The act of innovation not to serve a pressing human need, but just so you can say you innovated.

"Do we really need an app that claims to be a gamified 'Uber' for 'AirBnB'? Seems like that is just mastervation."

by Mastervator prime May 25, 2015

Motivation Madness May

After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck

Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.

by Dubiks April 28, 2019

motivational talk

1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis when the penis belongs to your boss

Thank you for the motivational talk this morning. I REALLY needed that!

by the funniest girl you know December 19, 2009

motivation

Adj; used to describe the false sense of enthusiasim one shows to get their jackass boss to leave them alone false motivation

"I knew i didnt have to check up on Molitor today after he showed such outstanding motivation this mornig."

by living proof December 12, 2003

Motivational Lizard

The motivational Lizard is a god, something much stronger then any man, it will rule the world with a iron fist. WATCH OUT FOR THE LIZARD OF THE GODS. THIS LIZARD WILL MOTIVATE THE HELL OUT OF YOU, YOU STUPID HUMAN!

TODAY I THINK I WILL PRAY TO THE MOTIVATIONAL LIZARD AND MAYBE CUM TOO

by OPGAMER637589 March 11, 2020

motovation

Watching motocross and getting the desire to race, even though you don't know how.

This race really gives me motovation.

by PengMate May 11, 2016