Matasia

She's a really stubborn girl but also really caring. She'll worry about you and can sometimes be jealous but only with the intent of not loosing you. Matasia is beautiful and down right sexy. She makes for a great girlfriend and friend.

Matasia is a difficult lover but it's worth it to love her

by KAL-Ǝ September 1, 2022

Ghetto Molasses

An Alcoholic beverage consisted of:

1/2: Sprite or other lemon lime soda

1/2: Whiskey.

"Yo dude, I don't remember anything that happened last night"

"Yea, must have been all of that Ghetto Molasses you drank"

by nottz1223 October 23, 2011

Mike Matassa

Swims, but drowns a lot. Very Italian and funny, but needs some help

"Wow thats a large drowning Mike Matassa:

by Urban3000 August 13, 2023

Sweet Sticky Molasses

A way to say, “Oh my! Or “My goodness!”

Carol: “Guess what! I can now go to London to perform in the ballet!”
Nikki: “Sweet sticky molasses! That’s amazing!!”

by -Sunshine May 19, 2018

matas

Someone with a gargantuan penis that fucks all his friends mums.

Wow, matas you fucked my mum really hard last night. She was screaming like a little whore.

by Bigdickedmumfucker November 10, 2019

Metasexual

beyond orgasmic - the ultimate high where you don't know whether to laugh or cry it's so metaphysical/sexual; being one with your body in ways you never experienced; an almost out of body experience where you are beyond

when i climax, it's a metasexual experience!

by Cindy Kona February 25, 2008

modastulation

1.(n.) the condition or degree of being modest.

2.(n.) the condition or degree of not being a ball-lick.

1.(n.) modastulation
old granny with cookies in her hand: "I just saved 6,000 people from a sinking tanker, but it was nothing.
Little Timmy: "Mom! grandma wont stop modastulating upon me!"

2.(n.) modastulation
Grandpa: "Back in nam, i killed fiddy men."
Catamite: "I modastulated all over your wife. sorry."
Grandpa: "that's okay, she's nothing to me. You're all i need."

by Ben Conway January 22, 2006