Mort from Madagascar 

Mort from Madagascar is a wanted criminal from Madagascar. His crimes against humanity, from causing the World Wars to committing homicide and murdering King Julian. This man, if you can even call him that, is the most dangerous thing roaming the Earth. Below is a video of him manipulating his foes.

Do anything at any cost to avoid Mort from Madagascar.

Mort from Madagascar by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 February 5, 2021

mort de rire 

literally "died laughing" in French. commonly stylized as MDR in texted communications, its is the French version of LOL (laughing out loud)

Tout le monde était mort de rire après cette blague.

mort de rire by barr19 October 31, 2013

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck 

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021

Mort Age 

A mysterious illness inflicting the elderly and mentally challenged

I went to visit my Grandmother in the home today and she is suffering from a bad case of Mort Age.

Mort Age by Buzzard April 23, 2006

Mort Maneuver 

An action done in response to a difficult situation or differing mathematical problems. The Mort Maneuver is commonly used to get the same denominator on a complex fraction. It should be noted that the Mort Maneuver is an all-encompassing term signifying that one is going to solve any problem or predicament that is presented to them.

Dude, I'm going to have to pull a Mort Maneuver on this complex fraction problem.

Mort Maneuver by OttoVonBismark23 October 25, 2022

Mort's Law 

Mort's Law is a law that states if something has a fanbase, that fanbase will to some degree, be toxic. Basically without exception, if there is a fanbase, that fanbase is toxic. The name comes from the show Rick and MORTy which, most infamously did indeed have a toxic fanbase.

Jack: Fuck man I never thought the Bob the Builder fanbase would be toxic but holy shit they proved me wrong!
Brian: Thats Mort's Law bro...

Mort's Law by GRNLDSHRK69X March 14, 2021

Mort Kondracke 

I am Mort Kondracke.

You must recognize my authority!

Mort Kondracke by Blah February 8, 2005