by Cock master 06 December 13, 2021
Get the Jaces Morrismug. 1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.
2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.
Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.
Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days
2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
by wankybojango March 11, 2011
Get the Hairy Morrismug. The act of not brushing your teeth, then intentionally breathing in someone's face. Usually a gesture of anger or dislike.
by Gangster Hebrew November 25, 2011
Get the dirty morrismug. Fat head acts like he Shot someone Thinks his dad is L Chapo goes out with his dad tries to pull Amelia and is obsessed with Her ass also big time noncer thinks he’s a gangster
Jamie Morris stop Pretending to drop your pen
Girls that don’t have pe shorts under their skirts cross your legs
Girls that don’t have pe shorts under their skirts cross your legs
by Willy vinallly January 14, 2020
Get the Jamie Morrismug. Clintons former speech writer, also conservative nut job. Really has had it out for clinton ever since he was fired by clinton, after being found with a hooker. 2 years later clinton would be found in a similar position
Oh and his name basicly explains what he is.
Oh and his name basicly explains what he is.
by Jon Opium October 7, 2006
Get the Dick Morrismug. An older mid 50's male, married or unmarried, who frequents the Philippines or other such Far East locations for the purposes of molestation. An Uncle Morris will be oblivious to the wrongful consequences of his actions and will often try to strike up conversations with strangers in pubs detailing his actions.
"I was in the pub the other day, waiting to meet some bird, and this old bloke came and sat next to me. He told me that he'd recently been to Thailand and had met a lady. He asked if I'd like to see a picture. He seemed happy and being polite, I said "alright then mate, why not??". He reached for his wallet and pulled out a picture of a Thai girl. She was no older than 14. He said that she called him Uncle Morris."
by Lee Cooper April 20, 2007
Get the Uncle Morrismug. When a douchey guy gets a girl in the back of his car for a 1 time quickie using qualities such as good athletic ability, blond Justin Beiber hair, or a nice car, such as a Mustang.
John - Hey Andrew, wheres Matthew? i thought we were meeting here after the club.
Andrew - That son of a bitch, i think he's pulling a Dirty Morris on that chick from the bar.
Andrew - That son of a bitch, i think he's pulling a Dirty Morris on that chick from the bar.
by Aspang August 16, 2012
Get the Dirty Morrismug.