miracle blade

the best knife ever, and is the has the best info mercial ever.

You can chop a shoe into 20 pieces with that miracle blade.

by matt b May 26, 2003

Miracles

the following list is a list of Miracles, according to Insane Clown Posse:

#Fuckin' Magnets
# Hot Lava
# Giraffes
# Pet cats and dogs
# Mars
# Seeds
#15,000 juggalos

#crows
# Everything you believed in as a kid
# Fuckin' rainbows
# Solar eclipses
# Caterpillar ➞ Butterfly
# Cell phone eating pelicans
# Music that you can't even hold
# The Elements
# Dirt

The following are not:

#Fucking Scientists

#Facts

I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

--Insane Clown Posse

by smd_90 April 14, 2010

The Miracle of Life

The original shock video. A horrifying film that has terrorized millions of high school students across America and has undoubtedly contributed to the rampant rise in male homosexuality. Could be considered the prequel to 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I saw The Miracle of Life in health class today, and I like men now.

by T.F. Norman October 16, 2008

Morale

Overall feeling, usually of a group of people. When morale is high, people are happy. When it is low, people are probably grumbling.

"The beatings will continue until morale improves!"
-Sgt. Craig Pittman

by Diggity Monkeez August 3, 2005

Miracle

A term used by ICP (Insane Clown Posse) to explain everything that already has a scientific explanation. This includes but is not limited to - fuckin rainbows, pelicans, music, butterflies, and shooting stars.

The fat one: Hey, faggy, how do magnets work?
Faggy2dope: Well, a scientist tried to explain it to me, but he's gotta be lying, I bet it's magic.
The fat one: This shit's a goddamn miracle.

by Witty Name April 13, 2010

Morales

The shy one who seems distant but in reality has alot on his mind. Amiable, forgiving, and cute!!!

Female 1:"That Morales seems so distant I wonder if he even pays attention?"
Female 2:" Of course he pays attention he's just a little shy. You know, he's really friendly and cute I can tell you have fallen for him."
Female 1:"....!!! um.....well."
Female 2:"heh, knew it."

by Memorable Moments March 10, 2017

the miracle never happen

What Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney franchise says during the bad ending of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All. In said ending, he never sees his assistant and friend again after his guilty client got acquitted.

Phoenix: The miracle never happen... Maybe it wasn't supposed to... Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE March 2, 2021