El Monte is a Mexican ghetto city with a very few amount of asians but El Monte is a very ghetto Mexican place.
by Em.princess June 2, 2018
Get the El Montemug. A town in the middle of nowhere that has absolutely no hot girls in it and apparently has extremely old people and creepy people that believe that World of Warcraft is real.
by ZombieRunner March 9, 2011
Get the Mont Vernonmug. A mobile billboard proclaiming "White trash on board!" Oddly, all Monte Carlo owners are unable to decipher this message, and instead beleive that is says "Really nice car." Yeah.
That old broad there is Sinndee. She's got leathery skin, reeks of bud light, listens to Whitesnake, and wears tapered leg stonewashed jeans. Cripes, she even drives a Monte Carlo too!
by Eazy989 June 11, 2006
Get the monte carlomug. A suck ass town in west central Missouri that is full of white trash, hicks, Mexicans, wiggers and wanna be rich kids. The athletes walk around the crappy, piss poor school as if they were shit, even though they loose the majority of their games and are the joke of the conference. All the girls are looser than a fat women who has gastric bypass surgery's jeans and are easy to get out their Hollister jeans.The guys are pussies who like they are pretend that they are gangsters.
Guy 1: Hey do we have a basketball game tonight?
Guy 2: Yea, its against La Monte
Guy 1: Oh we are going to win, they suck ass
Guy 2: Yea, its against La Monte
Guy 1: Oh we are going to win, they suck ass
by BA-ZEEEEERT January 28, 2006
Get the La Montemug. A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.
by Austin in Brooklyn August 31, 2006
Get the Monte Cristomug. A growing community located approximately 30 miles east of Houston. Mont Belvieu is known for numerous petro-chemical facilities within its jurisdiction which provides the large tax base for the city and the area school district, Barbers Hill ISD. Mont Belvieu has a current population of around 6,500.
by Chad28m December 20, 2016
Get the Mont Belvieumug. When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.
by Mastodon April 9, 2015
Get the Monte Cristomug.