cunt monster

Fucking the pussy aggressively!

That cunt monster sure beat it up last night!

by daddymattie March 1, 2009

monster4art

Typically an unintelligent person with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) that goes around farting up a storm, usually around people with a deadly taste and smell.

Person 1: Damn partner, you smell that?
Person 2: Yeah, ain't the prettiest!
Person 1: Smells like Monster4art in here, we better go check it out or some people may get hurt!
Monster4art: Yeah what is that crap?

by jodeboy51 January 24, 2019

loch ness monster

A mythical creature said to live in a lake in Scotland. Keeps trying to get $3.50 from Chef's parents. Once dressed up as a Girl Scout to achieve said goal.

"No, you God damn Loch Ness Monsta, I ain't givin' you no three fitty!"

by J. Hasak October 14, 2003

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

Wrath of the Monster

a bunch of dumb kids making a comedy skit for health class.

"Hey rick, have you seen that 'Wrath of the Monster' on Mike the Scientists channel?"
"No, what is it?"
"Oh just dumb kids doing a comedy skit for health class"

by colstheballs May 2, 2019

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome

My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

by Bianca13wyrm January 26, 2008

Sausage Monster

Somebody that has had a serious motorcycle accident and so has had skin, limbs and scalp ripped away from them, so they resemble a sausage monster, this term was first used by Hunter S Thompson during the 1970's

Since the crash she has resembled a sausage with eyes, a sausage monster with only stumps where limbs had been, with burnt cumberland complexion and about as much hair as a fish

by Dr Jack Pays January 28, 2009