Crown Molding

A condition where gunk has built up on your genetalia

R-Kelly hasn't washed his dick in a while and has some serious crown molding building up

by Rickwann March 17, 2019

Inductu Mold

Fake ass mold strain that confuses people and does not actually exist.

I can't make it, my house is being sprayed for inductu mold.

by SteveRLTW March 23, 2021

mold dick

Someone who takes offense to a joke very easily can lose temper at a flip of a switch.

Relating to the Washington State Governor debate where one candidate lost temper and someone yelled "MOLD DICK" from the Audience

The new Governor of Washington State, Alex Samuel, is "Mold Dick"

by BigSacGuy69 November 30, 2018

Mold Traction

A post that suddenly gets attention well after it was posted.

Did you see that post from a few years ago suddenly gaining mold traction ?

by Kilg%re March 11, 2025

Mold

Grows best between 77-86 degrees.

Hym “Look at the mold shit. You see how full of shit you’re allowed to be. Like... you’re not anonymous but your full of shit. And you’re clearly a narcissist. Fascinating. You’re quite the creature. It’s good to know that my charlatan detector is working. ‘You’re allowed to criticize me but you have to be nice! Except don’t be nice because being nice is bad.’ What a clown. What an actual clown. And what you guys like to do is use kids as a meat shield to push your fascistic ideology.”

by Hym Iam November 2, 2022

kiwi mold

A fruit with mold on it.

Kiwi mold is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 August 18, 2023

Full bowl mold

When creame of wheat or oat meal sits in a bowl for too long, and becomes molded to the bowl. When you finally take the product out of the bowl, you should have one solid mold of the bowl that you put it in.

Jason didn't eat his oat meal for several hours, and while cleaning his dishes he stumbled upon a full bowl mold. He threw it at Brandon as a practical joke.

by Dick Changler March 27, 2015