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Finny J Mixer

Somebody who is a dick to everyone and has a vagina. A guy who won't listen to your problems and is just a big old dickbitch.
CuDi: Did you see that guy? He's being such a Finny J Mixer!

SwedishFish: Marcus is such a Finny J Mixer.

Puckfasa: Let's hope he doesn't break a nail!
by iamanonymouslysubmittingthis January 1, 2012
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Concrete Shit Mixer

To hold a shit in all day, forcing the stomach to roll it in a tightly packed cinder block and having to force it out with a jack hammer.
Christian, I have to shit so bad but I think I can hold it in until I get off work.

You better not Nick, because you'll be stopped like a concrete shit mixer!!
by DeezzzzzzNuts January 9, 2015
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Jizz Mixer

The act of more than one guy ejaculating in a girl's mouth in which she swishes it around and spits it in a shot glass for someone else to enjoy.
Those three guys can cum in Liz's mouth so Jenny can enjoy a jizz mixer.
by desiresonfire July 12, 2010
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Little Mixer

a person who is part of the nicest group of people to ever grace the twitter world with their presence. an amazing fandom.
random twitterer; "will you follow me back?"
little mixer; "of course i will, i follow everyone back. i love my followers and i'm not like the directioners who only care about the amount of followers they have. i'm nice<3"
by @littlemix4lyf June 9, 2012
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Catalina Wine Mixer

The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.
Last night during a sensual evening Jordan suggested to Ashley that they should have a Catalina Wine Mixer.
by Baby_Belly_69 May 29, 2010
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Maryland Cement Mixer

When a group of males ejaculate into a woman's anus while rolling her and when everyone has finished tilt her over and let the semen pour out resembling cement being poured
Me and the guys performed the Maryland Cement Mixer on Stacy the other day
by biggyy April 19, 2016
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concrete mixer

When a guy cum's on a girls face, then throws her threw a wall
Yeah I was with that skank last night, I gave her a good ole' fashion concrete mixer, now I have to go to the hardware store and pick up some drywall.
by NoodleArms February 28, 2008
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