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missing Pearl Harbor

First off, a Pearl Harbor is a Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina. Missing Pearl Harbor is when you try to stick your penis in the Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina, but end up missing. Instead, you stick it in her pee-hole, which will be very painful for her, just as it would had been for the Japanese if they did not manage to attack Pearl Harbor.
Yo don’t go missing Pearl Harbor, ‘cause if you do, then yo dong gonna be hurtin.
by ass-burger December 28, 2008
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The Missing Link

An individual with a gigantic golden horseshoe lodged in his ass. This person can never lose, or do anything wrong. He is the golden child and Teflon man in one. The complete opposite of being Kloused. This individual can even scam the Illinois government and collect multiple pensions to fund his gaming apps, but still not buy a round of drinks at the ball game.
I can't believe Joe is going on vacation again... that son of a bitch is The Missing Link.

The Cubs finally won the World series because they had The Missing Link in the stands.
by Road dog November 12, 2018
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Missing Link

The act of waking up after a long and fruitful night of partying; and someone you didnt even know walks by (preferably a door way) to go to the bathroom.
"damn dude last night was crazy"

"hell yea"

"hey who the fuck was that?"

"iunno"

"MISSING LINK!!"
by LucyLuScoobyDoo March 8, 2010
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Missing someone

you think you miss a person but really you are just missing the routine of being around the person you miss the feeling they gave you nor actually the person themselves and that is why we often make the mistake of going back to the same person only to find ourselves feeling more and more miserable..
someone- are you still #missing someone

you- nah.. i just miss the memories not the person
by snakegirl150 September 27, 2020
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jizz misting

When your boyfriend cums in your butt and lays between your legs and you fart.
"I busted in Tammy's butt and she started jizz misting on me shortly afterword whilst I waited Indian style between her legs."
by Vangina91 May 29, 2017
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Missing button

A supposed person that exudes a presence but isn't definitively present, or even existent; much like 'seeing' a missing button: an object that you may assume exists and is somewhere, but there isn't any concrete evidence that this is so.

*Important*
A missing button is NOT simply someone you haven't met yet. A missing button is renowned on some level, but validated by very few (if anyone).
"Torin has mentioned Erica from time to time for the past couple years and no one has ever met her. Anyone find that odd?"

"Well, we did group chat with her on AIM that one time for 10 minutes. I feel like he might have shown me a picture of the side of her head once, I can't remember."

Erica is a missing button.
by paynattention222 March 10, 2010
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