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Misery Hedge

Hedging your emotions by putting a bet on something you really don't want to happen, so at least you get paid if it does.
Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".

Or

"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"
by S@lty Boi June 12, 2019
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Misery Pig

An individual who complains about their situation but does nothing to improve or escape it and would sooner wallow in it in an endless cycle.

Often claiming they are "fine" or blaming other people or events for the downward spiral a Misery Pig expects everyone to give them sympathy and has no intention of accepting that the issues normally lie with them.
"John is saying he is feeling anxious again"
"Yes but he went through this before and never got any help even when he said he would get it sorted this time"
"What a Misery Pig"
by ghostrighter August 16, 2020
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Misery

State of pain and intense suffering.
I am in misery.

There ain’t nobody who can comfort me (oh-yeah).

Why won’t you answer me?

The silence is slowly killing me (oh-yeah).
by ✨Giulia✨ February 21, 2021
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Misery-Fied

Slang for making a thing or living thing muscular , nude or in a revealing outfit.

(An Inside joke)
Hey bro, did you see this new character? They're really cool!
Aw shit they got Misery-Fied
by Misey April 3, 2021
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misery X cpr

The legendary mix of the songs CPR by cupcakKe and Misery by maroon 5. It can also be mixed with the song apple bottom jeans and that one reeses puffs song.
Person 1: yo whats your favourite song
Person 2: misery x CPR
Person 1: go fuck yourself
by applsauz :3 August 5, 2023
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food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.
She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.
by schmole30 December 19, 2017
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Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between
Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!
by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019
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