milves

plural of milf.

That pack of milves is just begging for our young cocks.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

minnesota

the land of 3 seasons, winter, summer, and road construction.

"the gophers won against the hawkeyes, so in celebration i teabagged an iowan.

by mlen December 7, 2003

minnesota steamer

taking s dump in a hole drilled in the ice while your buddies are fishing in the hole next to you poopcrapturdfishingice fishing

dude i had to poop so bad on the lake i dropped a minnesota steamer while my buddy reeled in a walleye

by mark koran November 16, 2006

Salt Mines

The last place on earth you'd want to be.

Boss: Ok see you in the office tomorrow morning.

Employee: Ok see you in the Salt Mines

by YournextBunny08 October 21, 2010

Minnesota Sneak

A sexual act in which a man wants to break up with a woman, has sex with her one last time, takes a shit in her shoe while she is sleeping and then leaves out the bathroom window. (you HAVE to leave out the bathroom window. If said bathroom doesn't have a window, make one.)

John, "Man I totally broke up with Stephanie last night."

Jim, "What happend?"

John, "I pulled the Minnesota Sneak on her."

Jim, "But Stephanie doesnt have a window in her bathroom."

John, "She does now."

by o0oFENIXo0o April 27, 2009

it aint mines

The paternity test came back negative; the baby doesn't belong to me.

"Yo Tina, I told your slutty ass, that baby....it aint mines!"

"Heidi is a tramp, she has done the nasty with everyone in the hood, shit....it aint mines."

by jayzzzzzzzzzzzzzz August 29, 2006

north branch minnesota

A town in East Central Minnesota full of either gays or red necks. Guns and a lot of Republicans that love to shoot and fly their Confederate flags.Yee Yee is a common saying

They got alot of them nothren southerners in North Branch Minnesota

by Austin the yeet February 1, 2017