Milkman Moment

That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.

"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."

by nerdnamedjerry March 16, 2021

milkman

The guy who takes such a huge hit of the bong that the whole chamber turns completely white with smoke. Milkman status is usually followed by heavy coughing and tearing eyes.

"Dude, look at that huge hit Ben is taking. He's the milkman."

by blushda1223 September 19, 2011

Milkman

Steve Bobby Culas

Steve is a milkman

by Chaos 20 January 18, 2024

Milkman

The first person to lose in the No-Nut Challenge

"Josh lost the No-Nut Challenge, what a milkman!"

by A Horse With No Name June 15, 2020

Milkman

A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.

Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.

by Professional Educator September 20, 2020

Milkman

Someone dad leaving them

I didn’t have a dad growing up

Oh so he was a Milkman

by anonymous July 10, 2022

Milkman

Typically, this will be a transitional gender woman with massive milkers, hence the term "Milk" being used within the name, these massive knockers would also work as a pillow. However this person is also quite short, and has long blonde hair.

Man, she is such a Milkman

by Nigger30 July 4, 2022