middleman

1. An induvidual who specialises in the procurment of illict produce, and characterised by the devotion to the concept of minimal profit for maximal effort. Often associated with degen types.

Conal McKone: "Hey I need a tacktack yo"
Gerald Benson: "Go see Middleman he will sort you out!"
Middleman: CHUR

by ffmmmmfmm September 27, 2005

Middletown, CA

Small ass town where everyone knows you, your family, and your business...usually a quarter or more of the town is related, also a definite hick town :)

Amazing football team :P

Person 1: "Hey you wanna go to Middletown, CA?"
Person 2: "What's that?!"
Person 1: "Small ass hick town"
Person 2: "FUCK THAT!"

by Mtown Girl :) March 19, 2011

Middletown Masher

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

by BJ76 September 24, 2005

Middletown Middle School

A bunch of white ass kids acting like they are from the hood.

“Bro u can’t say the n word, ur white”
“ I got the n slip”
That’s Middletown Middle School for u.

gfy.

by DisSoupLover February 8, 2019

Middleboro

A town south of boston, known as 'cranberry capitol of the world'. Second largest town in massachusetts. The town is also home to a famous 'little person' known as tom thumb. Possibly one of the most boring towns in massachusetts. Only thing around here is ghetto-dramatic chicks, and a park thats next to the police station, yet thats where most of the arrests occur.

SallyShank: Do u wanna go fight go fite in middleboro?
CateyCurbstomp: pshh yeahh! where u wanna meet?
SallyShank: how bout by that convience store. that otha fight at the parkis gunna distract the cops from us.

by SHBofMA October 16, 2008

Middletown high school north

Big joke, I'd rather have a ton of bricks fall on me then get up every morning and go to that dive. North blows. During class chaing you can go through the halls and talk to upwards of 1650 of the most idiotic individuals ever. In addition we have a ruler like hitler because our decrepit principal hurt herself during a fire drill, how I don't know, firedrills aren't serious anyway. The dude harasses all of the decent individuals rather then confronting real issues like crack heads that make our school a disgrace. Middletown North makes me want to puke, the stupid cameras only watch some hallways, so e slums of the 1300 hallway is completely unwatchable, except by some old security guard who is a huge joke to. He wears aviator sunglasses like he's in the FBI. The teachers are idiots too, sometimes they assign stupid projects and just grade you based on how much they like you! MHSN blows. Especially the gym classes where the teachers suck!

Administrative Nazi: You, don't do that! I'm the god of Middletown High School Northand you listen to me

Student: I'm just reading and walking...

Administrative Nazi: Referall for open defiance

Lowlife: yo! Who wants some dope?

Student: Aren't you gonna write him up?

Administrative Nazi: No, that's to much work! But you get another one because in Christ.

by I<3 giants 1995 November 9, 2011

Middletown High School North

A High School that basically consists of stupid rules, annoying teachers, and bomb threats. Our football team sucks and the cheerleaders could play better. Everyone underestamates each other, and we have fights everyday. Our water bottles get taken away and you get written up for everything. There's a mini "hood" in our school. Its right by the language section. Rumors fly, and supposedly we are in the guiness book of records for having the most bomb threats <3

holmdel student : where do you go to school?

Me : Middletown High School North

holmdel student : oh okay. you are in the guiness book of records right?!

Me : No.

by Jenna Benna September 4, 2008