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middleware

the act of pooping inside a Tupperware container and leaving it inside a friends fridge
Tony came over for the game last Friday and let me a stinky middleware
by Pfunkalicious January 22, 2016
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Middleweight

Not a lightweight. But not a heavyweight either. You’re a fucking normal alcoholic drinker.
You’re a lightweight..”

“No, I’m a middleweight”
by Annaball21 May 26, 2020
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Middlesex University

Middlesex University is the smallest in the UK, the events are shit but wildddd. People who go here are hard af
by Kat007 December 17, 2020
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Middlebury College

A college in Middlebury, Vermont. Their mascot is; The Panther. There are sports such as Alpine skiing, Basketball, Baseball, Cross Country, Football, Golf, and etc. for men. There are sports just like the men do except the women include Field Hockey. In Academics there is Anthropology, Computer Science, Economics, Environmental studies, and etc.
Middlebury College is an undergraduate college; a graduate school for international studies; a home for immersive language study; a graduate school for the study of literature, literacy, and pedagogy; a leader of schools abroad sites that span the globe; and a home for the oldest and most prestigious writers’ conference in the world.
by Info.ghost April 26, 2021
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middlebeck

Gay little bitch boy that can't sink a cone.
Your such a middlebeck
by Tttttthgzvvnnfdv July 5, 2021
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Middlecare

Middlecare - when you start to worry that the amount of aftercare needed for what you are doing is going to become unrealistic or unattainable so you stop in the process of the action to randomly and uncharacteristically provide your partner with a completely unexpected compliment, gift or reassurance.
"I was tearing into her so bad that I took a break to hand her a flower and remind her that she looks great with no makeup on... After providing the middlecare I assumed that she needed, I proceeded to step on the back of her head, pushing her face back into the wet bowl of dog food while degrading her for not being able to eat with her muzzle on"
by Crowdraven87 November 8, 2021
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Middlesex

When you have sex in the middle bunk of a triple bunk bed.
“Oh yeah dude, me and Hannah had middlesex last night
by JTrappy2 March 4, 2022
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