microscopic

Something very small.

"James willy is very microscopic."

by BJ's for 20p July 17, 2023

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Microphuckery

The ridiculous and confusing substitutions and corrections made when using the microphone to text.

It was impossible to decipher the meaning of Jane’s text due to all the microphuckery.

by Du Nord July 28, 2023

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micropuke

To puke a very small amount

I micropuked like 3 grains of rice last night.

by SmashTheState June 7, 2023

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Calling attention to a small detail or attribute that bothers you about someone, or asking them to explain it to you on the spot. Usually something that most people would avoid out of respect, or overlook because of how unimportant it is, especially when done without any segue and derailing the conversation or ruining the vibe.

May be done intentionally to "knock someone down a peg", or unintentionally due to social retardation. The chosen detail may be an insecurity for the microscopee, or may become a new insecurity after the microscoping is complete. The chosen detail may cross a line, leading others to callout the microscoper, or it may be too subtle to warrant a callout.

Guy1: "Hey everyone, look at this amazing art that my step-daughter drew!"
Guy2: "Saying step-daughter is sad, why not just say daughter?"
Guy3: "What's really sad is you microscoping that."

by Tekaiguy December 19, 2023

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