megastoner

An extreme form of the stoner, the megastoner is an individual whose near-constant marijuana use reduces him to a pathetic state of drooling semi-retardation. The megastoner is unable even to play video games or engage in normal conversation.

Did you see that megastoner? He smokes every five minutes. He can't even wipe his own ass.

by Hay Soos July 18, 2006

Measure a Desk

To attend some kind of function, do some kind of activity or task with your significant other that you would rather not do, but have to. An obligation that must be attended with your significant other that you would prefer not to attend but must.

"I'd love to come to your football party, but I have to measure a desk..."

by wallyTour September 21, 2009

megasaurass

a homo dinasaur

i bet that guy owns a megasaurass

by taoboi March 18, 2009

Meast

Nickname for the Hard-hitting safety of the Washington Redskins, Sean Taylor.... Half man, half beast

Did you see that hit!?!?! Than guy is a MEAST!

by Gary Lyman November 10, 2007

Measter

to go into a rage and disband your alliance over something stupid

Can you believe that leader could not handle the pressure?

Ya he meastered his entire alliance

by grepoguy January 7, 2012

measured by breaths

A term used to state that ones life consists of the good and the bad, the beautiful and the ugly, the mistakes and triumphs.

Ones life is measured by all of the things contained in it and for the entirety of ones existence.

When you face the end and look back on what you have done, who you let in, how you treated others and what impact you have made, however small... Will you die in peace?

She looked back and was grateful that she loved him as much as he would let her. Ones life is "measured by breaths we take, not the moments that take our breath away".

by morphologicalfreedom October 5, 2013

medassistant.org

An distance education program designed for medical assistants to study online. A Medical assistant is an allied health occupation. Medical assistants perform administrative and/or clinical tasks to support the work of physicians and other health professionals.

Many busy students are now studying online to be a medical assistant using the MedAssistant.org program.

by MedAssistant.org June 30, 2014