messy vagina

A messy vagina is a vagina usually covered in semen. Like after a creampie when the semen starts to leak out

Guy: I'm about to cum
Girl: Pull it out
Guy: *cums on vagina* You have a messy vagina ;)

by pApi_sMurF July 23, 2017

Messy Monday

When a whole bunch a drama happens and when you got all the tea and spill it.

Also, a twitter account where all the social media tea is spilled. A famous YouTuber, GotDamnZo, spills the tea every Monday.

Sara: “Hey, you saw messy Monday yet? Heard it’s real messy this week.”
Ken: “Hell yeah! Tea was spilled!”

by 043bhbh December 18, 2018

Messy Christmas

when one drinks to extreme excess on the christmas holidays. Usualy making an ass of thereselves and puking everywhere

Guy1:"dude whered all of your whiskey go?"
Guy2:"IM A KARAOKE GOD!" *falls over*
Guy1:"Messy Christmas to you too man..."

by OOGIDIBA February 22, 2009

messy bun

a messy bun -

a hairstyle used by girls all around the globe originally used for ' lazy days' but now used for ' omg i think im cute days'

"hey girl, i love your messy bun"

"oh thanks, i just so couldn't be bothered today

by pimneke October 17, 2013

messy wedgie

A messy wedgie is a wedgie in which something unusually messy is first put down the back of the victims underwear. This can be anything from a slimy food product or even mud. Anything that might be classified as messy could be used in a messy wedgie, they usually work well in regular underwear or panties.

I gave lisa a messy wedgie last night, i used some some ketchup and mustard we were using for our burgers. she freaked!

by lolsuperman July 4, 2007

Messy Mile

Making a Journey While Cross-Legged From Needing To Excrete

"So long story short, my toilet was blocked so I had to make a messy mile"

by Langstoner October 5, 2016

messy crayon

to cum on a woman's face and smear the cum around with your penis.

samantha wanted to play games, so i wrote on her with a messy crayon.

by crimson scorch November 18, 2006