MEMPHISMANE

THE GOD OF GODS

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MEMPHISMANE HIS BEATS MADE ME CUM

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by gnfnumber July 8, 2021

methisbest

The most awesomest person on earth. Good looking, a meme and all around larry.

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by methisbest February 11, 2019

Memphis Raincoat

When you cover yourself or your partner’s body with plastic wrap before ejaculation for easy cleanup.

My wife put on a Memphis Raincoat when we had sex during her lunch break so she could get back to work on time.

by Yakitasha February 4, 2020

Mall of Memphis

Black people mall. Everybody there is black.

"Have you ever been to the Mall of Memphis?"

by Flip September 14, 2004

Memphis

A city that is so amazing yet so awful. The 20th largest city (after we got el paso'd), Memphis is a city where the popular phrase "Location, location, location" really comes into play. Staying away from the airport (unless you have a plane to catch) is probably a good idea, even in broad daylight. Also, any street with someone's full name in it (e.g., Elvis Presley Blvd, Danny Thomas Blvd, etc.) has a tendency to attract poverty, crime and poor sanitation. But if you're smart enough to stay close to the river or the suburbs you can find some pretty interesting things and some great food. Don't go to Graceland; it's expensive and boring. However, Memphis is home to a wonderful zoo, Mud Island, and many national and state parks and museums that its residents often take for granted. It's much better than Knoxville, where the Mountain Dew they drink isn't manufactured by Pepsi Co. Memphis' main problem is a racial divide that is caused by a majority of blacks hating whites because they assume all whites are inherently racist. Yes, I realize I just did the same thing. Get over it.

Memphian: Damn, I hate Memphis so much. Why did I have to work so hard at FedEx?

Nashvillian: I love Memphis! Nashville is so boring.

Knoxvillian: I hate Memphis. Everyone there is so snobby. I mean, come on, who brushes their teeth every day?

by Rihanyce July 25, 2011

Memphis

Unlike what 95% of the people here say, Memphis is a great city. Yes there are bad neighborhoods but those exist in EVERY freakin' city. We no longer have the highest crime rate. I have lived in memphis since I was born and not once have I been shot at, robbed, mugged, threatened, or raped. Our government is messed up but other then that Memphis is a good city to live in. Oh and 80% of the population doesn't even like Elvis and 90% hasn't even visited Graceland. So stop bashing us about him. We have history and who cares if 60% of the population is African American? Thats just stereotypical. If you want to see real crime, move to Somalia idiots.

Memphis is the best man!

by ilovememphis123 January 18, 2011