A mental illness brought upon by being around nervous dogs. The symptoms include anxiety, depression, severely decreased sense of self-worth and a sudden fear of wood lice and toilet water. Named by David Firth in David Firth's Health Reminder Ep. 2.
David: "Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. It seems our nurse contracted Melodram Patheticism from a nervous dog."
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Person 1: Did you hear that Joseph's girlfriend left him, his dog died, and his parents are having a divorce? He says he can't understand why it's all happening so fast and why God hates him.
Person 2: Yes... but did he tell you that the reason is that when his dog died, he dug a hole in his girlfriend's front yard, buried the dog, and screamed "Why couldn't it have been you?!" in the dead of night? And that his parents divorced about five years ago?
Person 3: Jesus, no. He's a real melodramatocrat.
Person 2: Yes... but did he tell you that the reason is that when his dog died, he dug a hole in his girlfriend's front yard, buried the dog, and screamed "Why couldn't it have been you?!" in the dead of night? And that his parents divorced about five years ago?
Person 3: Jesus, no. He's a real melodramatocrat.
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this is a sort of evolution to "kobetard." this is a fanboy that now rates "carmelo and the knicks" as the best team in basketball, and that rates carmelo anthony as the best player in basketball, neck-and-neck with kobe bryant, and better than lebron james. ESPN is what causes this. Even though Carmelo Anthony had his best statistical season with the Denver Nuggets last season, (2009-2010), nobody said anything like that. He's playing worse this season, he gets traded to the {NEW YORK} Knicks, and he's the best player in basketball. Also note that New York is the biggest media market. This is fact, not opinion. (theblitzchannel) on YouTube explains it all.
MeloTard: "Carmelo Anthony is the best player, and the Knicks are gonna win the title this year, and EVERY YEAR!"
Anybody else: "Shut up, MeloTard."
Anybody else: "Shut up, MeloTard."
by aLEx_002 April 13, 2011
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by ;"&'/÷,#&&"&! December 11, 2016
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by eojwnef apsinfw asof a owenf August 10, 2020
Get the melona boy mug.When a person has a horrible experience/injury and either talks about it over and over again or blames all of his/her faults on it for months after it happened. Either way, he/she makes way too big a deal out of the traumatic experience.
Man 1: I swear, I feel bad for that girl who had a nasty concussion after that car accident, but now, every time she loses her temper, she just blames that accident for it.
Man 2: I know, she's so melotraumatic.
Friend 1: Dude, I can never date any woman again after my last girlfriend cheated on me with my brother.
Friend 2: Hey, man, I know that what she did was wrong, but you have to get over her. That was like 11 months ago.
Friend 1: You don't understand, she hurt me deeply-
Friend 2: Dude, stop being so melotraumatic.
Man 2: I know, she's so melotraumatic.
Friend 1: Dude, I can never date any woman again after my last girlfriend cheated on me with my brother.
Friend 2: Hey, man, I know that what she did was wrong, but you have to get over her. That was like 11 months ago.
Friend 1: You don't understand, she hurt me deeply-
Friend 2: Dude, stop being so melotraumatic.
by balladofthedarkangel May 6, 2011
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