loosh meister

nawlins native who gets dat pussy wet

damn son, you a loosh meister

by Margi K October 16, 2010

meiser

one who prides themselves in their dick-taking abilities

"The meiser sucked Heath Leger."

by thomas3192 June 17, 2008

Clunge-meister general

The natural charmer in a group of friends, usually surrounded by a horde of starry eyed girls drooling over him.

Speaker 1: Have you seen Jamie anywhere?

Speaker 2: The Clunge-meister general? Yeah he's in the middle of those screaming girls over there.

by JHold93 February 26, 2011

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

Greeze Meister

The act of greezin a friend

Aye yo Perma, why you gotta be a Greeze Meister to Scott like that??

by Adonay Ja May 11, 2008

tit meister

A person(he/she) who is in deep love with tits.

Dude, i saw Tom yesterday masturbating to picture of tits. He is SUCH a tit meister!

by titty galore April 29, 2009

cock meister

A prick, cock or all round tosser who's legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average cock to become a cock meister - king of twats, master of cocks and all round uncle munty!

Martin ass-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the cock meister he is.

by DudeScouseMonkey March 6, 2008