Meeting Pirate

Coworkers who show up to a meeting and take over with their own agenda.

My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.

by MarkieSmif July 5, 2010

Neffed the Meeting

To join a meeting under the guise of one topic, only to direct the discussion to a more entertaining (or often business-centric) conversation.

We met to discuss the audit, but he neffed the meeting and all we talked about was Monty Python

by Genevieve Magoo September 23, 2010

gangsta meeting

The newly re-defined all school at Idyllwild Arts Academy. Thank you jose, you fucking idiot.

"HI everybody! I..I..I..I'm gonna make this new name Gangsta Meeting!

by DCOO May 4, 2008

meet cute

In film and television, a meet cute is a scene in which a future romantic couple meets for the first time. This type of scene is a staple of romantic comedies.

It's necessary for every rom-com couple to have a meet cute!

by Shmooper Pooper June 18, 2018

mothers' meeting

Pointless natter about nothing in particular

Nothing got done as the sales department were having a mothers' meeting

by Rob Sedgwick January 14, 2009

e-meet

The initial electronic correspondence between strangers.

It was nice to e-meet you, hope to hear from you again.

by swest May 14, 2005

safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

by katieiscool? August 26, 2009