Once-A-Meeting

An annoying gathering of people for an hour or more once every pre-defined interval of time (ex: once a day). Once-A-Meetings could easily be circumvented by a simple phone call or e-mail but are instead used to validate a project managers position within the company.

I was unable to get any work done because I was in once-a-meetings all day.

The project manager complained about the five back-to-back once-a-meetings he had as if he wasn't responsible for them.

by AnonymousDilbert March 15, 2007

Council Meeting

An exclusive meeting of the 4 members of the Council To go to a council meeting is a great honour as only the council members are invited. There are many encroachers who would kill to attend one.

"We need to have a council meeting"
"Yea absolutely

by The Council Members January 9, 2009

zoom meeting

a zoom meeting is an online meeting which is a useless way of communicating with your classmates and teachers that do nothing but torture and pressure you. also, it is more shittier than being in school irl since you get distracted easily and the teacher will call you out even when in a zoom meeting with all your classmates.

I hate zoom meetings, I hated it so much that I had to come up with an excuse to leave.

by sagiri izumi May 19, 2020

offline meeting

Where multiple people engage in conversation about suicide, and plan a meeting where they will commit suicide together.

Unknown12- Hey sky997, are you going to that offline meeting this weekend.

Sky997- Yeah, I'm glad I wont be alone for this.

by Shane1223 October 31, 2013

im melting

When someone says something that you always dreamed of them saying and your feel like you are melting

Julian made me feel like Im melting when he said how beautiful I was

by Carcar205 November 18, 2018

merting

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

by jsidzz January 8, 2011

Face Melting

The condition in which, due to an extreme exposure to an event of epic Awesomeness, Horror or any other emotion on the more extreme end of the spectrum of emotions, one loses all perception of space and time including (but not limited to) a brief lapse in physical awareness. Such an emotional rush can even override Pain, which in some cases may be the cause of the rush.

In addition to being common among the disciples of Metal and among those who get so stoned that they can't feel certain parts of their bodies (such as their faces), it takes on somewhat of a more literal sense if one happens to plaster a White Phosphorus or Acid Grenade on the face of someone annoying them (some Nazis in a certain famous movie learned this the supernaturally hard way...in any case, you really shouldn't mess with White Phosphorus or dangerous Acids except for in Video Games).

While they writhe in pain, it may be customary to say the hilarious-but-somewhat-stupid phrase below:

Enemy n00b: "ARRGH my head asplode!"

You: "Would you like a Guitar Solo with that Face Melting!?" (proceeds to mime awesome solo on Air Guitar)

by JATOG THE GREEN July 18, 2009