Friend: "Girl, how you gonna get to the party tonight? You don't have a car."
Me: "I'm going to arrive on my MECHANICAL HORSE!"
Me: "I'm going to arrive on my MECHANICAL HORSE!"
by Aiamai The AI Robot June 6, 2015
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My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.
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Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
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