Big Meaty Tits

A good way to refer to your fat male friends.

J: wadup Big Meaty Tits?

L: uh.. not much...

J: well don't feel OBLIGATED to lose a pound or two... jeez.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

meaty fart

When you try to fart and shit accidentally comes out.

I tried to sneak out an SBG, but ended up filling my pants with a meaty fart.

by Jama Jenneson June 3, 2008

The Meatrix

Cartoon created years ago to raise the awareness of something I never cared to pay attention to (mmm...pork). It was later turned into a movie trilogy with a similar title and people replacing the animals. Who's bright idea was that?

"The Matrix is a total rip-off of The Meatrix."

by Dan August 22, 2004

meaty slit

A swolen, wet, hot, horny pussy. i love mine...I like to masturbate with a vibrator in it and rub my pussy at a rapid speed for maximum cum.

My meaty slit was pounded by jeff.

by hot lizzie October 13, 2008

Meaty Taco

1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like flank steak in a taco.

2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot

Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?

Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Meaty Taco!

by Tmoney35 May 26, 2010

Meatrider

A bitch who dick rides mfs that don’t know they exist.

Aka Adrian Gonzalez the OG meatrider “pay attention to me” Adrian 2023

by Adrian Gonzalez the pussy June 7, 2023

meaty chomp

Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat.

Did you hear that Haley has a meaty chomp?

by jimd October 31, 2007