Melted cheese dick

the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron

me last night with a whore melted cheese dick

by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009

melted

when some one loves you so much they mess up your mind and, you don't know what to think any more.

(some might get depressed but being melted)

bro, you know that girl i was with last night.

yeah what about her?

bruh, she's melted me. I don't know what to do now I'm away from her!

by tounge_with_the_face_out August 28, 2017

Melted Sand

Is also known as glass!

Hey did you know glass is made of Melted Sand?

by Shawn Underwood January 8, 2007

Melted Plastic

A term used when one has maxed out his or her credit card.

Joan: "I swear to God this card works!!"

Kate: "Ha Bitch! You got Melted Plastic!"

by c_mann February 12, 2009

MeltedSalami

MeltedSalami is the Jesus in the Roblox community. He gets all the hoes and robux. He wears his dominus with pride that has eyes on the back that lets him see when someone is slacking if you know what I mean. He is the sexiest Roblox player and the god we all worship.

Dear meltedsalami, may we ask for you to grant us the courage to sacrifice our “pussy” in return of precious robux.

by Christian soccer mums December 22, 2020

Meatdrapes

A mispronunciation of the Greek name Metdrapedes.

Cleon Salmon: "Who is Guy... Meatdrapes? What kind of name is that?"
Guy: "It's, um, it's Metdrapedes, sir. It's Greek."
Cleon Salmon: "I think you're pronouncing it wrong. This says Meatdrapes."
Guy: "It's actually pronounced Metdrapedes."
Cleon Salmon: "Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes."

by similacrum#32 June 1, 2017

meater

someone who eats rotting decomposing flesh

he is an absolute meater all he does is eat meat

by veganito April 10, 2019